I believe this is happening to me once more. Just when I thought things were going well, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a herd of rabbits came out under a building. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science click here fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe this just occurred. , I kid you not, I think I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- Like, for real
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believewhat comes up!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, the concept is just making no sense. I struggle with getting a handle on it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I re-read what I've been told?